Waikato

This day I was stuck in the Twilight Zone. It’s a time which you reflect on later on in life and think: did that really happen? Then have a laugh as the reality of the scene kicks in. This one happened in Pokuru, Waikato, New Zealand when I was just a teenager girl looking for … Continue reading »

It’s better when it’s done in threes. Like another story I wrote previously, Three Stupid Chicks Stuck On A Cliff, this one was no exception! Except only one of us was stupid this time! Well, that’s debatable.

Sam was a hardcase chick. She was good at everything! The fastest, the brainiest, the everythingest! Except she had really shit hand-eye co-ordination when it came to catching balls and dare I say it….. driving! Goddamn it! Why the hell she was the most atrocious driver on the planet I don’t know! Mate, she drove tractors and motorbikes all her bloody life, you’d think she would’ve sussed out that it’s no different when you’re driving with something that had doors. Go figure. Continue reading »

Well, the day started with me waking up breathing which was pretty normal really.. happened every day before and every one there after which I’m bloody stoked with! So yeah, just a normal day aye. Anyway, I used to hang out with a cool chick EVERY weekend. We were MAD MAD MAD bitches. Used to … Continue reading »